In what’s being hailed as “the most dramatic bowel movement in medical history,” doctors at a local hospital successfully removed a 12-pound mass of compacted feces from a patient who reportedly hadn’t had a satisfying bowel movement since the Obama era.
Security footage captured staff solemnly escorting the turd — now nicknamed “Logzilla” — to the lab for further analysis and possibly a place in the Guinness World Records.
Hospital officials say the hallway has been disinfected, the patient has requested a cheeseburger, and the stool sample is currently in custody at a secure, climate-controlled location.
Hospital Staff Stunned as Man Delivers 12-Pound Fecal Mass in Emergency "Poop Extraction" Surgery
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"We thought it was a bowling ball," says nurse who carried it down the hallway like Simba in The Lion King.